How can you convince a child that a shot will not hurt and will be over in a matter of seconds. I suppose they have to have a concept of a 'second' to begin with. First thing this morning we load up in the minivan with the promise of going to gymnastics after we, ahem, 'run an errand' first. As the hospital comes in view of the kids you can almost here them start to shake. Next comes the inevitable first tear before they even ask
why we are headed in the direction of the hospital. McKinley, ever the attentive one, says, " You told daddy yesterday we are getting shots." When the heck did she hear me say that?? I keep my lips shut, get them out of the car and remind them of all the fun toys and the aquarium the doctor's office has. (it seems to distract them from the task at hand) We step inside the office and look upon a sea of kids playing...the girls go join them. I do the usual paperwork keeping a keen ear out for any crying or screaming kids. NOPE...none that I can hear or see! They call our name and the kids seem oblivious to why we are headed behind the waiting room doors. Crap, we got the mean nurse. We get in the room and the nurse asks who wants to go first. No volunteers. I volunteer Kinley. We put her up on the table, pull down her leotard sleeve and I say, "It's ok. It won't hurt. It will be over in second." SCREAMING. SCREAMING. SCREAMING.
Then the shot. (then I get yelled at from the mean nurse for not holding her hands) Band-aid on. SCREAMING. SCREAMING. Mean nurse gives her a sticker and grabs Reagan's hand. SCREAMING.....Replay of McKinley's 'trauma'. I grab the kids' coats while they are still screaming and the nurse asks me to escort the kids out the 'back door' so they don't keep scareing the other kids in the waiting room. Mean nurse shakes her head and walks away. I hope this was worth it!!